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The relaxed fit and durable midweight knit make it suited for active days and laid-back weekends alike. The print’s tone is cheeky without being mean — it’s about owning language and owning a room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyling notes: layer under an open shirt for a nod-and-smile look, pair with shorts for easy summer wear, or toss on over leggings for a relaxed gym vibe. The durable knit and soft surface keep both the garment and the message looking good longer, wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth surface\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with sleeveless drop-arm for unrestricted movement\u003cbr\u003e- Mid\/heavyweight 5.5 oz\/yd² fabric that holds shape and print\u003cbr\u003e- Soft-washed, tight-knit construction for durability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Athletic color blends available (Heather variants for textured look)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Charcoal 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